A man seeks acceptance as he quests to become more social.Be sure to visit our website at:http://chillingchimp.com ChillingChimp -...
The investigative journalist from the New Yorker talks to Bill Maher on Real Time from 3/2/072007 copyright Home Box Office Inc. Seymour Hersh and...
It's Postman Pat, the world's most famous big nosed Postman, and he was on your humble Spectrum not once, not twice, but at least three times back in the day. The first outing being this game released in 1988.Never have I struggled so hard to review a single game. There are half a dozen videos for this recorded way back in 2007, and the final ones done in June '08, which is what you see here in this video. This is a game where seemingly nothing interesting ever happens. In fact, there's more action to be had by pacing up and down at home 2 days before Christmas, periodically peering out of the window whilst still clinging onto the faint hope that the postie will arrive any minute now with the expensive gift intended for your other half that you paid an extra fiver for to make sure it arrived before Christmas day, than there is in spending 10 hours playing this pile of poop.Warning: This video is not intended for the eyes, nor ears of young impressionable children, or people who seem to generally dislike me somewhat. Cheers. Inept Non-Festive...
Before Jack sold the family cow in return for some magic beans (what a wally!) his dreams of reaching the skies were thwarted by a series of moving platforms that blocked his path. It's up to you to take our plucky young fellow and have him navigate a series of tricky jumps as he hopes to visit that great kingdom in the sky. Personally I think it would have been quicker and easier for him if he just stuck his head up the cow's arse and suffocated.This is a recent review requested by Danbotology. Inept Reviews:...
Here's another non-festive season video of a review I did way back in the summer or whenever of '08. It's Mystical Fighter for the 16-bit Sega Console. Take control of Lei Foo Wu Pan, bearded kung-fu master and award winning bread maker, and fight through 623 levels of samey martial arts action against 4 different enemies that come in a number of different hues and shades. The game is not at all contrived beat-em up shite.Sorry I've not been uploading many videos. I had planned to put together some compilation videos, just never got around to it. 2008 hasn't been a bad year for me, and I'd like to thank everyone who has watched, rated and commented on my videos, and subscribed. Cheers very much. Here's hoping you all have a good time over the Christmas/Holiday period and you have a top new year. With a bit of luck, I'll get around to uploading a load more videos later on.Cheers folks! Inept Non-Festive...
Joey plays a lot of drums today.There was a small error with the upload within the last minute of the video. I apoligize.Kev Inept Drum Day
Cowabunga! It's time to review something a bit different: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (or Hero turtles if you're like me and from the UK). A bit of a classic 4 player arcade beat-em up featuring everyone's favourite half-shell teenagers kicking arse for the hell of it!Unfortunately the sound gets out of sync 3 mins in, as always tends to happen when I record the screen. Also trainspotters might notice I've said the game was out in 1991. When really it was 1989.PS: Warning contains much mumbling and some mouth of the sewer swearing. Inept Reviews:...
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Legendary footballer Kenny Dalglish despite not being short a bob or two, decided to stick his name on a couple of ZX Spectrum computer games: Soccer Match and Soccer Manager. If the term 'soccer' wasn't infuriating enough, the Soccer Match game is somewhat lacking in the qualities that make up the beautiful game. If you thought LA SWAT was atrocious, say hello to Kenny Dalglish Soccer Match.I paid full price for this load of rubbish and never again did I pay full price for a game again! Inept Reviews:...
Who keeps on making these horrible games? This is the worst game in existence. Inept Gamer...
John Ritman's other Match Day game, and the one everyone tends to forget about - including me. Here I give it the once over, but will I be as disappointed as when I played the last footie games I reviewed?? Inept Reviews:...
Another game based on a movie - something which was popular back in the eighties, and something which is becoming popular again.This is obviously Ghost Busters, a game I really looked forward to playing when I was a small lad and saw the game on the shelves at Boots. Imagine my horror when come birthday time I didn't get Ghost Busters - but Ghost Hunters by Codemasters. Curse those bargain basement shysters cashing in on the Ghost Busters name. Anyway I got the game eventually and enjoyed it at the time. But 23 years after it's release, is it actually any good?Here's my three and a half minute review stretched over a laborious 8 minutes or so. You could actually spend the same amount of time watching a bit of the classic movie itself and getting a few more laughs at the same time. So think on. Inept Reviews:...
As I've made no new videos for a while, I thought I'd clear out some of the crap that's cluttering up the hard disk and bung together a couple of ZX Spectrum game requests from earlier in the year.First game, Mildredsmittens request for Survivor. After deliberately reviewing the wrong Survivor last time, I give this quirky Spanish Aliens inspired game a go. It's rubbish. I first played it about 20 years ago and I can assure you I had some idea what I was doing back then! Sadly I am incredibly pissed off before the game even starts, and things are made worse when I don't know how to configure the controls.Next up is coin-up shoot'em up 'Space Gun', requested by someone I forget, or perhaps even myself. I was utterly bored by this point so it's a bit of a short and crap review.There you go. Adding the extra bits to the review took far too much time so don't expect me to bother in the future. Inept Archives:...
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For those about to Zub, we salute you!Zub for the ZubX Spectrum is a quirky game, but is it zubbing good or just a load of old zub? Find out...... Inept Reviews: Zub
Marc Faber on 2008.07.23, on interview with Bloomberg made the comment, that interest on mortgages are higher than was before FED start cutting rates on September 2007 and it only shows that Marc Faber: FED...
A few weeks back I reviewed a batch of games, and here is one of them. This is Mr. Wimpy, a game based on the Wimpy restaurant chain that British punters have enjoyed eating at for many years... although judging by the rarity of them on the high-street these days, I assume people prefer to eat at McDonalds instead. The player must guide Mr. Wimpy around his seemingly possessed restaurant, collecting ingredients and making a selection of burgers along the way. The second part of the game is basically Burger Time but with Mr. Wimpy instead of whoever featured in the original game.I used lower frame settings when capturing the video, hence there's a fair bit of flickering and missing animation. I've changed capture methods since. Inept Reviews:...
Another swear-fest of a Spectrum review. This time some obscure game from a faraway place (probably Slovakia) that I came across some time ago and found it entertaining enough to actually go and review.I had a few probs getting the game to start this time, although when I played it before, I managed to get it working ok. Knowing the language might have helped.Best feature of the game: awesome music.Worse feature: no idea what the buggery is going on.Apologies for the swearing. I seem to be getting worse. I don't usually swear in my day to day life - honest! Inept Reviews:...
Peter Shilton was a World class footballing goalkeeper for England, being most famous for playing until he was about 65 years old and obtaining no fewer than 500 caps for his country (although to be fair he stole many off his fellow England stars Chris Waddle, Gary Lineker and Terry Butcher amongst others).In this game you play the part of the goalkeeper before he became of pensionable age. You must save shots instead of scoring them which means you better know all about narrowing the angle and how to save a penalty.This game isn't to be confused with Peter Stilton's Cheeseball Marathon by Cheddarsoft, a game which many consider to be a classic piece of cheese related programming.This is a review I made the other week (30th September 2007) and uploaded for the first time. Inept Reviews:...
Ah famous cartoon cats of the world.... Garfield, Top Cat, Heathcliff, Sylvester ... and er, Eek. This game is about that other cartoon cat, the purple one you've all forgotten about and no-one cares very much about. Apparently he was quite popular at some time or some daft plank wouldn't have decided to make a game about him.THE PLOT:Granny's dying and wants to do a few last things on her wish-list before she leaves this mortal coil. A bit too doddery to venture out of the house alone, she ropes her beloved cat Eek in to help guide her around the places she most wants to visit. However, with one eye on his inheritance should Granny die, Eek leads her to the most dangerous Zoo in the world. Carnage surely ensues.... although only if your conscience allows it. RIVETING STUFF! Inept Reviews:...
Jings! Your inept reviewer has decided a change is in order, and has attempted to review a SNES game! This is FIFA International Soccer, the original game in EA Sports' long running series of footie games. Unlike the PC CD-ROM version I owned, there's no commentary by BBC's Tony Gubba, although to be fair it's no great loss. What you do have, however, is a very playable arcade footie game, and one that appealed to both football and non football fans alike.Watch me take the 3 Lions footballing side on a career high, as we get destroyed by the all conquering Cameroon side. Shortly after this match, I was fired from my post as England manager, just as Steve McClaren was when his moronic leadership of the England side led to us being knocked out of the European championships before they'd even begun! Inept Reviews:...
Inept local band from Chicago IL on the road touring. Some songs, some friends and a lot of inept moments! www.myspace.com/ineptband for more about inept Inept tour blog 08
It's Mastertronic's Rescue, another maze-and-shoot'em game for the Speccy. Regarded as some as a bit of an cult classic, and both others as well.... er an unknown nothing!Here it is given the Inept Review treatment. Inept Reviews:...
Ooh Betty! It's time for a review of police themed graphic adventure 'Police Quest II'. Now it's not the best adventure of all time, nor the prettiest, but when I played this when I was knee high to a grasshopper (a tall grasshopper mind) this was the bollocks!So on with the review.I apologise for the poor quality visuals: this is owing to the fact the video has been re-encoded and resized 2 or 3 times just to reduce the time it takes to upload. Inept Reviews:...

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